ANDREW LANDERS

Andrew Landers has spent 2 decades playing his narrative in the unsung Americana Folk genre, a colorful brainy singer songwriter who has shared the stage with a myriad of national artists. His music has been heard all over the United States, Europe, Africa and Latin America. With 11 records to his name, he is the epitome of a modern day traveling corduroy storytelling troubadour changing the world one song at a time.

Random thoughts from a corduroy poet

Random thoughts from a corduroy poet falling into flannel grace on this Thanksgiving Eve.

- Seriously, Diet Lemon Coke still taste like PLEDGE!
- The Dallas Cowboys suck and that, my friends, is pure goodness. 
- Your life is not defined by your past mistakes or your future failures. It's defined by this moment you're living in right now.
- Super stoked that Miley Cyrus doesn’t have a Christmas album. 
- If you're not willing to fail, you don't deserve to win.  
- Chuckie Cheese is a Casino for little people where they eat overpriced cardboard cheese pizza, play Skee-Ball like a crack addict, & get frontal hugs from a stalking creepy Rat. 
- The difference between great artist and good artist is: Great artist have failed more times than the good ones have ever even tried.
- When you break a string in the middle of your song, you should: Quietly speak to the audience and say, “I’ll be right back, I apologize for this interruption. I have a problem with my guitar that needs to be fixed. I will be back in 10. Thank you for your understanding and patience”. What I did say was: “I have just snapped my G-string and need to change it out and that requires privacy… be back in a few. The dude at table 9 is buying drinks for everyone”. 
- DO NOT believe everything you think. 
- Toilet Paper has now become Bathroom Tissue. I say lets roll with "Rump Wipes", "Buttocks Blankets" or "Disinfectant Opportunities that will Affirm Your Hiny" 
- Picking up McDonald's coffee now for tomorrow morning. Hopefully, it'll be cooled down by then. 
- My brain is 75% song lyrics and 25% that other thing I think about.smile emoticon
- WHO you are will be so much more important than WHAT you did.

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