ANDREW LANDERS

Andrew Landers has spent 2 decades playing his narrative in the unsung Americana Folk genre, a colorful brainy singer songwriter who has shared the stage with a myriad of national artists. His music has been heard all over the United States, Europe, Africa and Latin America. With 11 records to his name, he is the epitome of a modern day traveling corduroy storytelling troubadour changing the world one song at a time.

6 random thoughts on my visit to Taco Bell tonight.

6 random thoughts on my visit to Taco Bell tonight.

1. Taco Bell is not cheap when you add sour cream to anything. When did Sour Cream become a delicacy?
2. If your getting relationship advice from the Taco Bell hot sauce packets you have officially hit rock freakin bottom. 
3. When you have 5 boys... Ages 16, 15, 13, 11, and 10. 24 tacos is at best an appetizer. Crazy!
4. There are 2 sides to the Taco Bell menu. Both are the same... So why is the person in front of me staring at the right and then staring at the left? They're the same!!!!! That's like when you go to the refrigerator at home and see nothing to eat and then 10 minutes later go back and check again in hopes the "Fairy Food Messiah" surprised you with your favorite meal. 
5. Just remember no matter how bad your day was, someone has to clean the Taco Bell bathroom.
6. I feel like a kleptomaniac every time I walk out with 500 FREE packets of hot sauce. (Sticking it to the man!)

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